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 The sweetest blog i have ever read, from Maximus!

Saturday, March 31, 2007 - 6:09 AM

I think My Dad tried to have me killed

He put me in this weird cage thing, then took me into the car.  I should have known somehting was up 'cause whenever I go in the car, I get to just walk around but this time he caged me like a DOG!

So we ended up at this weird building that I think I have been to before a long time ago but I'm not sure.  Anyway he takes me in this room and they let me out of the cage onto this strange floating metal table in the middle of the room.  Right then I knew it was a hit.  So i hunkered down.  At this point I thought Dad would help me and he was petting me and saying it would be okay, but I remained vigilent.  So a lady came into the room and tried buttering me up " Your so pretty! look at those feet...etc." 

So I gave her a few hisses to tell her who was boss, and not to screw around with me, and I crawled over to dad to protect him, incase she came after him.  This is what broke my heart... I kid you not, my own father tried to hold me down as the lady came at me with a knife!  Can you belive this treachery!  I am still really hurt about it.  So I bit him, but they threw a towel over me, and they called for back up, so these two ladies and my dad where holding me down, and she stabbed me.  I hissed and clawed and bit.  but I was pretty well held down, so I stoped and used my head, I wiggled my front paw free a little and when she came after me with another knife, I smacked it away.  It flew through the air and they all let go of me, I knew then it was my only chance of escape.  I lept from under the towel, and jumped to the other counter, I knocked the cactus on the ground to send broken glass at there feet.  Then I knocked over the other containers of death supplies they had there.  Things went crashing, and I could see the terror in the humans eyes!  I knew I had the upper hand now, but rather then strike I decided to run.  I saw a window and so I jumped for it, landing head first into the window pain (I thought I could break through it, it didn't work though). 

I then ran to the corner on the counter seeing I had no chance of escape, I knew I would have to kill the assains, and my father.  However while I was in the corner my father picked up the cage, and cave me the option of going home, and calling it quits.  I knew I could take them all, but with one stab wound already, I wasn't sure how much more I could take.  So even though he betrayed me I took my fathers peace offering, and went into the cage (not fully willingly though, and I got a good bite out of the lady that stabed me!)

We returned home, where I kept a watchfull eye on my father, making sure he wasn't stupid enough to try to kill me alone...  Feeling confident my ordeal was over, I hid and went to sleep. 

I know he will try it again.  But I will be ready for him next time!  Oh yes... I will be ready!